Clintonisms: The Amusing, Confusing, and Even Suspect Musing, of Billary (Hardcover)
DO THE CLINTONS FEEL OUR PAIN, OR DO THEY CAUSE IT?
Dating back to the 1960s and through both their runs for the highest office in the land, "CLINTONISMS" juxtaposes Hillary and Bill’s (Billary’s) own words with comedic pre-punch lines, providing a hilarious, ironic, surprising and shocking ride through four decades of the most controversial political couple in American history.
Learn what it was like for Bill and Chelsea to go through puberty together, whether Socks the Cat will be re-adopted to the position of First Prop and why the Clintons insist on pedigree dogs when they all end up the same in the end. Flat. This and much more is revealed in what many are calling the handbook to the ‘sport’ of Clinton.
Here are a few excerpts:
ISN’T THAT CALLED A DICTATORSHIP? – “Bill and I didn’t come to Washington to do business as usual and compromise.” - Hillary Clinton
OH WELL – “Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.” – Bill Clinton, as a student, to a female acquaintance
TELL THAT TO MOTHER TERESA – “The only way to make a difference is to acquire power.” – Hillary Clinton, in her senior year of college
I’M JUST SAYIN’ – “The 22nd Amendment should probably be modified to say two consecutive terms instead of two terms for a lifetime.” – Bill Clinton
OY-PAY – “That’s all you people think about is money.” - Hillary Clinton to Dick Morris, a Jewish campaign adviser, when he asked for a raise
About the Editor
One of the most recognized names in conservative political comedy, Julia Gorin has performed at The punch line in Atlanta, Catch a Rising Star in Princeton, Caroline’s on Broadway, Stand-up NY, The Improv in D.C. and La Brea, Gotham Comedy Club in New York, Comic Strip Live, Boston Comedy Club, The Laugh Factory in Times Square and many more clubs from all over the country. In 2004 she entertained Republican convention delegates in New York.
Her TV credits include Bill Maher’s “Politically Incorrect,” “Fox & Friends,” “Hannity & Colmes,” “The Big Story w/John Gibson,” “Sunday Edition with Marcia Kramer” on CBS and MTV rival Fuse TV’s “The Daily Download,” and she has been a guest on innumerable radio programs.
Penguin Group’s Complete Idiot’s Guide to Jokes credits Julia’s jokes as among the “1,500 Best Jokes Ever Told” and her comedy has been featured in the NY Times, NY Post, NY Daily News, Hustler magazine, Razor magazine, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Wall St. Journal, NY Sun, NY Press, Baltimore Sun, NY Observer, Washington Times, Orange County Register, Palm Beach Post, Minneapolis Star-Tribune and National Journal’s Hotline.
Julia is also a widely published opinion writer contributing to the Wall St. Journal’s OpinionJournal.com, Philadelphia Inquirer, NY Post, Christian Science Monitor, Washington Times, Washington Post, Washington Examiner, Los Angeles Times and others.Product Details
- Hardcover: 112 pages
- Publisher: Sterling & Ross, Cambridge House Press (January 28, 2008)
- ISBN-10: 0978721330
- Product Dimensions: 7.4 x 5.5 x 0.5 inches
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